Cristiano Ronaldo Statue. Real Madrid's soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo was honored with a more realistic bust of himself after the original sculpture turned out to be a "total bust.". Fans were quick to notice the generously-sized bulge in the shorts when the statue was opened to.
They actually replaced that statue with a new one because it freaked people out so much. But grabbing attention instead was a bronze bust of. A statue was unveiled at the island's international airport, which has been named after the Real Madrid forward.
It's like a dick statue with the body just added on for completeness.
The bust of Cristiano Ronaldo, which was unveiled at the newly-christened Madeira Cristiano Ronaldo Airport on.
Cristiano Ronaldo visits namesake Madeira Airport, for ceremony which honoured him. Real Madrid's soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo was honored with a more realistic bust of himself after the original sculpture turned out to be a "total bust.". Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo was honored by his hometown with a statue of himself — which has, well, a noticeably large bulge.